Their long locks are just damp messes down there, and I’ll bet makeup has trickled onto the field, too. Consider all the hair product and mascara that has reached the turf, I’ll bet there has been enough to contaminate the ground water system here.
I’ve met a number of them over the years — one, Dawn Gilmore, was a baby-sitter for us — and they are very nice ladies. They work hard for a small amount of cash, too. I appreciate them. Really, I do.
– Steve Fryer








